It's been a long time (long time), I shouldn't have left you (left you) Without a strong rhyme to step to (step to). Think of how many weak shows you slept through. Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you.


Thanks to Eric B and Rakim for starting us off. Yes, it has been three weeks since our Orlando Magic NaP, but I can assure you I have a good reason for that somewhere in my French-laced breast pocket. While I search for that, I'll have my assistant dictate the rest of this NaP preview. Fair warning, he doesn't speak much in the way of English. Or any language for that matter.

Will, cordial greetings and luminance from happy town. My breakfast by Durant staunchly distributed for Pram Sesti. If I had Russell Westbrook in a tube sock, fortune 500 produce yarn for all the baskets. In keeping with Ridiculous Toasting, pre-eminent Byzantines tend to declare Russell's. - Thassistant.

Hit the jump for less cogent thoughts and a NaPparoo at 2 PM Eastern, ding-dongs.