So news has been slow lately on the Sixers front and I was flipping the channels around and the Home Shopping Network came on. I noticed that the name of the host of the show on at the time was Bill Green (the man in the picture). Could the alter ego have gotten a skin transplant (a la Robert Downey Junior "I'm the dude who plays the dude disguised as another dude!") to sell fancy watches to metrosexuals around the world. Yes I am bored.